Cheesy T-shirt One-liners !!!

T-1: I am an FBI-Female Body Inspector.

comment:Cool,are You recruiting new personnel???

T-2: Do You believe in love at first sight or should I pass by once again?

comment:Ahem...Did I hear,oops,see it right???

T-3: I am lost, please take me home with You.

comment: Depends on who's wearing the T-shirt.

T-4: I was born intelligent but education ruined me.

comment:Moral of this story-Don't be born intelligent, because You can't escape education.

T-5: Not all men are fools. Some stay bachelors.

comment: The corollary goes like this- 'Not all women are fools. Most get married.'