From my personal collection- (Part 1)

What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah?
Wow! New Underwear.


What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel.
A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels.
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!


Need one gal 2 marry...
Age no bar
Color no bar
height no bar
caste no bar
but gal's father must have his own bar... CHEERS