Hot ice-cream!!!

Party time!!! that's what we shouted when our friend informed us that he had topped the class.

After a fantastic dinner, we decided to visit the ice-cream shop to add some sweetness to the already sweet occasion.

After buying our choicest ice-creams we were standing outside the shop and chatting aimlessly. Suddenly a friend of mine, who was standing beside me, pointed to another friend who was staring at something with utmost concentration.

Following his gaze, we noticed a young lady, the type generally labeled 'hot'. Catching our friend unawares, we enquired as to what he was staring at so keenly.

The combination of catching him unaware and his nature being a shy one had the effect of making him very nervous. In this nervous state he blurted out " Guys, I was just looking at that hot ice cream over there."

Dissection and Cockroaches!!!

Time was when I used to stay in the college hostel. I really used to pity the guys who had chosen biology as their combination. With all those assignments and journals to complete (and that too very, very neatly), it was no wonder that most of them really looked like they could use some sleep.

One fine evening I noticed all these guys running helter-skelter with large bottles in their hands. ‘Have they really gone crazy now?’ I thought. “Hey, come here” I said to one of them, “What are all you guys up to?” “We are catching cockroaches” he said,” to perform our dissection tomorrow.”

Madam Mosquito!!!

It was time for the first lecture of the morning. I was seated comfortably on the bench, chatting along to while away the time. The lecturer enters and we exchange greetings. Nothing unusual, you would say. But my friend, the story’s just begun.

The lecture has begun and so has a strange sound in my ear, something like “Gooooooo...” Ah! Yes that’s my ½ inch, ‘madam mosquito’, wishing me good morning I think. (Here you may quiz me as to how I am that sure it’s a female. That comes by experience you know, of studying biology I mean).

Assuming my above deduction to be correct Gooooooo...=Good Morning.
You see, that’s exactly what the lecturer said before the lecture began.

The lecturer’s now busy, explaining something I cannot make sense of. Madam Mosquito’s also busy, explaining something in my ear that I cannot make sense of.

The lecturer’s now drawing something on the board. Madam Mosquito’s also busy, drawing something on an invisible blackboard. I again can’t make sense of both the patterns.

The lecturer has now finished explaining. He sits down on the chair and enquires if we have any queries. Madam Mosquito also sits on the desk in front of me and says something like “Guuuuuu…” (I think she also intends to ask me if I have any queries).

The period comes to an end and the lecturer says “See You Soon.” As I am leaving the class Madam Mosquito comes to me and says in my ear “Guouououou….” Does this also mean ‘See You Soon?’

Do tell if You know. Guouououou…. (See You Soon).

Menu Please!!!

It was raining outside and there was nothing to do during holidays, except watch T.V. So I did the best thing possible, started watching T.V.

One particular commercial I saw caught my fancy. In the commercial two persons enter a restaurant and enquire with the waiter about the menu. Upon which he blurts out:”Masala Dosa, Rava Dosa, Paper Dosa, Onion Dosa… say which Dosa will You have?”

That sounded very similar to…Yes, the waiter in my neighborhood restaurant. This was what he would reply upon enquiring about the menu:”Masala Dosa, Set Dosa, Rava Dosa, Onion Dosa….say what will You have?”

For that matter, even the waiter in the restaurant near my college would say about the same thing. Even the waiters in the restaurants at my grandparents place, my aunt’s place and any place that I have visited have said about the same thing.

Can somebody tell me how all these waiters have about the same menu with them?
And how in the world does Masala Dosa always manage to top the list???

T-shirt gives an advice!!!

Yesterday, I noticed a friend of mine wearing a T-shirt with this wonderful advice on it.

Check this out; it’s really cool:

“ There are two things one should do every morning- Pray to God so that one can live and have a shower so that others can live”

Super Cars and Hot Models??? What a connection!!!

Our physics professor stormed into the class and after his customary ‘Hello Class, how do you do today’ speech told us that he had an unusual query.



“Can somebody tell me why hot models are always made to pose besides cars whenever the cars are exhibited? Does it mean the cars must be dressed like the models??? Or….. Is it vice versa?????”

Young At Heart!!! Forever!!!

Day: Just a couple of days ago.

Time: Evening, about 6 pm.

Venue: A single lane road in a busy street.


An old man, probably in his early 60’s, and riding a still older bicycle, was being approached by a young lady riding a trendy scooty from the opposite side. The riders, apparently misjudging each others direction, collided. Though the lady escaped unscathed, the man had a nasty fall.

Now as is the norm during such incidents, a large group gathered around the duo in no time. Some kind soul offered a helping hand to the old man and enquired if he was all right.


Pat came the reply: “Hey, I am absolutely fine. Is the Young lady all right? ”